Just yr typical plate of #vegan pancakes 🍓
Didn’t mean to share that on that tumblr whoops #professional
My coworker was straight up freaking out and YELLiNG at me “why are you wearing just underwear at work wtf ahhh!” And I was like “you’ve never seen short shorts?” Ugh which reminds me when I was in middle school girls weren’t allowed to wear anything that was above their fingertips (pictured) and I got in trouble a lot. Everything is so annoying.
Made it on buzzfeed, sick.
Anonymous asked: Haha striking out with movies. How about bikerides at night to look at people?
Honestly I go to bed at like 8:30
jaredringrose asked: you only like movies with John Cusack
More or less.
Anonymous asked: You like nonsensically violent movies?
Anonymous asked: Do you like long slow movies?
No definitely not
Anonymous asked: I usually have an easy time understanding the reasons why someone is attractive to me. " oh she's into the movies I like and I love talking to her about them". "She's so soft, i bet she's nice to cuddle with". "Whoa check out that butt". But I see you, I have to stop, and think... I can't understand it, or more so I can't articulate it to myself. I understand it, your gorgeous, but the reasoning is just emanating from you. Something so rare, I have to just stop and think about it.
Damn. A+. Thank you anonymous.
turned on anonymous to fish for compliments because i’m having a bad day/week/many months/basically all year and feelin super down and useless and could use any form of encouragement or confidence or anything really. or maybe you just got jokes or something mean to say or wanna tell me how to order coffee in portuguese.